Due to a work arrangement that I have with certain government entities whom I shall not name, I find that it is in my interests to make occasional announcements from time to time that will better mankind. Today will be just such an announcement.

You may now start drinking eggnog.

For those who don't like the nog, you should read why you are most likely foolish, stubborn, or just plain silly. Oh, and there's a recipe in there somewhere, as well.

And remember: after December 25th, nog is once again off limits. I only say this for your own good. Thank you.